Episodes

2 days ago
2 days ago
Sponsored by blepgrass, everyone makes that face…
Our Exocolonists decide to brew some blepgrass tea. It gives you energy and is only slightly psychedelic. If only there was a better way to grow it…

Friday May 01, 2026
Friday May 01, 2026
Sponsored by sportsball, almost as good as Calvinball
Our Exocolonists decide to stalk Sol and realise how busy she is all day every day. Something is up with that kid, and it can’t just be the blepgrass tea…

Friday Apr 24, 2026
Friday Apr 24, 2026
Sponsored by holopalms, so convenient you forget you have them!
Our Exocolonists go on more expeditions to gather samples and capture some animals. They also discover a forbidden pond…

Friday Apr 17, 2026
Friday Apr 17, 2026
Sponsored by comas, such a common affliction in TV shows!
Our Exocolonists hatch a plan with the help of a very resourceful 10 year old to hack some satellites. What could go wrong?

Friday Apr 10, 2026
Friday Apr 10, 2026
Sponsored by cotton candy, if you know you know…
Our Exocolonists land on planet Vertumna and establish themselves. They go on their first expedition and find something crazy! Who knows what the planet could be hiding!

Friday Apr 10, 2026
Friday Apr 10, 2026
Sponsored by time loops, here we go again!
Welcome to our new game of I Was A Teenage Exocolonist in the Chuubo's Marvelous Wish-Granting Engine system (we almost called this game “I Was A Teenage Wish Granting Engine”...). We start the game off in person before transitioning to online play, with faces new and old.
The players play a group of 15 year old teen Exocolonists that just landed on planet Vertumna. They form a rookie expedition team to gather resources from outside of the colony and live their dramatic lives on this strange alien planet.
While we recommend playing the Exocolonist game for yourself (it’s really good!) you don’t need to have played it nor know Chuubo’s to enjoy this game (but it will help!).
Our cast for this series includes:
- Devon as the host, aka the Hollyhock God
- Peter as Digitigrade, aka Digi, a troublesome monkey boy
- Steph as Taxonomy, aka Tax, an animal lover
- Natalie as Trigonometry, aka Trig, a passionate inventor
- G as Serendipity, aka Ren, a worrisome medic
Content warning from the original game ( https://exocolonist.com/content_warnings.php ) still applies to this series, as well as that we have themes of suicidal ideation as of season 2.

